Work Out With Linsey

We'll tell you right now. This is a floor-shaking video. This is the greatest celebrity fitness video of them all. An absolutely fantastic tit fitness session. Is there a sweeter sound effect in the galaxy than the sound of two massive, lovely breasts slapping together? Linsey is going to show the world, or at least the population of LinseysWorld, how she keeps her gorgeous bust so nice, uplifted and firm. She has no easy job of it. First, Linsey will aerate her lungs with breathing exercises. Watch carefully as her lungs fill with oxygen. (Remember her Brainiac Science Abuse appearance?) Then calisthenics to warm up her joints. Her stretchy pants get a top rating, by the way. While she warms up her joints, we will warm up our man-joint. Remain calm, there's no cause for alarm. We want to see her peaks as fast as you do so by 2:44, LDM has that top off. She only asks if she can take off her pants just to be polite. Linsey will get a complete titty workout by the time she's finished. That mini-trampoline is perfect for studying her bounce quotient. We're just lucky Linsey didn't come at us swinging a baseball bat for this.